Q- How far can you walk into a forest?
A- Half way
Q- What get dirtier when it gets whiter?
A- A chalkboard
Q- What has no corners and no middle?
A- A donut
Q- Imagine your in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out?
A- Stop imagining
Q- Pretend you are a bus driver. 100 people get on. Then 20 get off. Next 1 and a half people get on. Then 50 get on. What is the bus drivers eye color?
A- Your eye color
Q- What can you drive that has no stearing wheel and can fly?
A- A golf ball
Q- What runs for miles and miles but, has no legs and 5 eyes( I's )?
A- The Mississippi River
Q- You are in a room and there is no way out. All that is in the room is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
A- You look into the mirror. You see what you saw. Then use that saw to cut the table in half. 2 halves make a whole. Jump through the hole and you get out.
Q- One knight a king and a queen get into a limo. The king gets off at a bar and the queen gets off at the mall. Other then the limo driver who is in the limo?
A- The Knight