Joke #1

Person 1; Knock Knock

Person 2; Whos There?

Person 1; Boo

Person 2; Boo Who

Person 1; Why Are You Crying

Joke #2

Person 1; Knock Knock

Person 2; Whos There?

Person 1; Who

Person 2; Who Who

Person 1; I Did not know you like owls

Joke #3

Person 1; Do You know what kind of people I dont like?

Person 2; Who

Person 1; People who imitate Owls.

Joke #4

Person 1; Why did the chicken cross the rode?

Person 2; Why

Person 1; To get to the other side.

Joke #5

Person 1; Why did the whale cross the rode?

Person 2; Why

Person 1; To get to the other tide.

Joke #6

Person 1; Why did the Turkey cross the rode?

Person 2; Why

Person 1; The chicken was on vacation.

Joke #7

Person 1; Why did the Vampire go to the doctor?

Person 2; Why

Person 1; He was cough cough coffin.

Joke #8

Person 1; Why did the Skeltion go to the BBQ?

Person 2; Why

Person 1; He needed spare ribs.

Joke #9

Person 1; Why did the pharaoh cross the nile?

Person 2; Why

Person 1; He wanted his Mummy.